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Bigger Trunk Required

BIGGER TRUNK REQUIRED

I found a car that could fit a whole family without any problems. The problem is... my family has plenty.

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Buy the car that fits the family you've got, not the family the brochure pictured. Empty seats are an invitation nobody warned you about.

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