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Family Business, Roughly

FAMILY BUSINESS, ROUGHLY

I am a professional Dad. I come from a long line of Dads.

Dad's Take

Take a slow bow in the middle of the kitchen after a clean punchline β€” the silence is part of the act. If the kids roll their eyes, that's the applause.

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