PROFESSIONAL DADI am a professional Dad. I come from a long line of Dads.WordplayFamilyπ0eye rollsπ0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:π SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
Lunge ForwardMy wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.MarriageFitnessWordplay+2π0π0
Pun ParenthoodIt's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.WordplayParentingFamily+1π0π0
Musical PaternityHow does a father listen to MUSIC. With Pop Tunes and a dad-mirable sense of humor.FamilyMusicWordplay+2π0π0
Vacuum SalesI finally decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.WordplayHouseholdSatire+2π0π0
Einstein's BrotherAlbert Einstein was a genius. But his brother Frank was a monster.ScienceWordplayMonsters+2π0π0
Divine ParentingMy teenage son treats me like a god. He acts like I don't exist until he wants something.WordplayParentingReligion+2π0π0
