BRINING DOWN THE HOUSE

Cooking this weekend? Don't forget the pickle... it's kind of a big dill.

Dad's Take

Drop the line, take the bow, accept that the in-laws may never recover. Stand by every pun like a politician standing by a bad haircut.

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