PASTA NIGHT HAUNTING

What does a ghost put on his spooky noodles? All Afraid-o Sauce.

Dad's Take

A little fear in the recipe never hurt anybody — keeps you paying attention to the pot. The bland life is the one that quietly boils over.

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