BOWL OF DIPLOMACY

My wife said I make salads too dry. Definitely something that needs addressing...

Dad's Take

Add the dressing in halves: half what you think, then half again if it really needs it. Salads are a marriage in miniature and I have the bowl to prove it.

Salad Wife Kitchen Cooking Marriage

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