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The Paradox of Perfection

The Paradox of Perfection

If I'm a nobody, and nobody is perfect, does that mean I'm perfect?

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The Expectation Paradox

The Expectation Paradox

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?

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Apple Logic

Apple Logic

How many apples grow on an apple tree? All of them. All apples grow on an apple tree.

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Invulnerable Logic

Invulnerable Logic

If what you don’t know can’t hurt you... YOU ARE... INVULNERABLE.

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