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Reading For Results

READING FOR RESULTS

I found a book called 'How to solve 50% of your problems'. So I bought 2 of them.

Dad's Take

Buy two of anything you'll definitely lose: phone chargers, reading glasses, willpower. The dad tax on forgetfulness is real and it compounds.

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