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Banking Boredom

Banking Boredom

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

MoneyWordplayWork
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Sense Shortage

Sense Shortage

Breaking news: there's a global coin shortage! We're all running low on common "cents"!

WordplayMoneyNews+1
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Battery Economics

Battery Economics

How much did the man sell his dead batteries for? Nothing, they are free of charge!

WordplayElectronicsMoney+2
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Onion Wallet

Onion Wallet

My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.

MoneySatireWordplay+2
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Gross Pay

Gross Pay

It's called gross pay cause it's disgusting to see what you could've made.

WordplayMoneyEmployment+1
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Stock Market Crash

Stock Market Crash

A stock market crash is worse than a divorce. You lose half your money but your wife is still around.

MoneyWordplayMarriage+2
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