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Canine Silence

I asked my dog what's two minus two, he said nothing.

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Magic Mut

What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador.

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Dog Humor

Why can't you tell a dog a knock knock joke? Because they immediately start barking.

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A Dog's Gala

I threw a ball for my dog... It’s a bit extravagant, I know. But it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket.

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Barbecue Bandit

Never trust a dog to watch your food.

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Band Posters

I used to be in a band. We were called Lost Dog. You probably saw our posters.

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The Sting of a Dog's Rebuff

It doesn't bother me when people won't talk to me, when a dog won't let me pet it, that really stings.

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Dog Gone Deep Thoughts

Am I part of Dog's Plan? The dyslexic-agnostic insomniac stays awake at night wondering if there is a dog!

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A Man's Seven-Course Meal

What does a man consider a seven-course meal? A hot dog and a six-pack of beer.

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Hot Dog Remedy

Your vet might not mention this, But if your Dog has a fever, grab some mustard from the store. It's the Best thing for a hot Dog!

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