Food Jokes

86 food dad jokes. You asked for it.

Peanut Butter Panic

arachibutyrophobia noun | \ ə-ˌra-ki-ˌbyü-tē-rō-ˈfō-bē-ə \ An irrational or excessive fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of one's mouth. Derived from Greek arachis (peanut) and butyrum (butter), combined with -phobia (fear).

Fear Wordplay Food+1

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Grate Expectations

Have you seen the new movie on shredded cheese? Grate Expectations Directed by Mozzarella Scorsqueaky It's Grated

Cheese Movies Wordplay+1

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Calorie Counting Crisis

Doing pretty good so far on my 1500 calorie a day diet! As long as I don't eat anything else today and tomorrow.

Fitness Food Pizza

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Time Consuming Meal

I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.

Time Wordplay Food

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Raisin Awareness

I keep telling people about the benefits of dried grapes... It's all about raisin awareness!

Wordplay Food

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Boo-Berries

What's a ghost's favorite fruit? Boo-berries!

Wordplay Ghosts Food

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Big Dill

Cooking this weekend? Don't forget the pickle... it's kind of a big dill.

Wordplay Food

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Salad Dressing

My wife said I make salads too dry. Definitely something that needs addressing...

Wordplay Food Relationships

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Password Stew-pidity

Apparently you cannot use 'beefstew' as a password. It is not STROGANOFF.

Password Food Wordplay

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Toasty Notifications

Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications!

Technology Food Wordplay

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Saucy Specter

What does a ghost put on his spooky noodles? All Afraid-o Sauce.

Ghosts Food Halloween+1

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Blushing Tomato

Why is the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing.

Food Vegetables Wordplay

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Lentil vs Chickpea

What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I've never had a lentil on my face.

Food Wordplay

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Steak Flipping Wisdom

You can tell a lot about a man by how many times they flip their steaks while cooking.

Food Barbecue

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