Health Jokes

34 health dad jokes. You asked for it.

BSoD Blues Therapy

Why did the computer go to therapy? Because it had a case of the BSoD blues!

TechnologyHealthWordplay

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Limited Inventory, Unlimited Fun

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

WorkHealthBar+2

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Repair or Bury?

What's the difference between a mechanic and a doctor? A mechanic repairs his mistakes, while a doctor buries his.

ProfessionsComparisonHealth+1

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Chocolate Box Life

Life is like a box of chocolates, it ends sooner for fat people.

LifeChocolateDark Humor+2

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Liver Donation Plan

I plan to donate my liver to an alcoholic so I’ll know it’s a match.

DrinksDonationWordplay+2

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Doctor's Prognosis

You're in excellent health. You'll live to be 90. But, Doctor, I am 90! That's it then...

HealthAgeWordplay

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Light Bulb Therapy

How many psychiatrists are needed to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb must truly want to change.

LightbulbWordplayChange+1

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Pill Paradox

I went to the doctor, and he said I'd need to take a pill every day for the rest of my life. But he only gave me 4 pills???

WordplayHealthLife+1

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Sick and Tired

I can’t believe viruses and bacteria just sneak in my body without asking. That makes me sick!

HealthWordplay

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Ear-Sure

Doctor, I have a problem with my left ear. Are you sure? Yes, I am definite!

HealthWordplayEars

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