Life Jokes

56 life dad jokes. You asked for it.

I went to the doctor, and he said I'd need to take a pill every day for the rest of my life. But he only gave me 4 pills???

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The toughest thing about being human? Realizing you have no 'Ctrl+Z' for life's mistakes

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Once you reach a venerable age... You just need 1 candle on your cake for one more year on Earth!

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Time is the one currency you can't see your balance for. Use it wisely.

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Just enjoy life... You'll never be this young again!

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I'm writing a book about all the things I should be doing. It will be my oughtobiography.

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My life was great until I visited the North Pole. From there it all went south.

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I wanna be 16 again so I can ruin my life differently.

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