Life Jokes

56 life dad jokes. You asked for it.

Fictional Fears

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality.

ImaginationFearMotivation+2

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360 Degrees of Change

Ever since I took geometry at school, my life has turned around 360 degrees.

MathSchoolLife+1

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The 35-Year Music Rule

By age 35 you should hate the last three albums by your favorite band.

AgeMusicLife

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The Art of Pleasing

You can please all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can never please all of the people all of the time.

PhilosophyLifeTruth+1

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Success: A Double-Edged Sword

Everybody loves success but they hate successful people.

MotivationIronyLife+1

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Learning from Toaster Mishaps

Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn…

FoodMistakeLife+1

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Holding Onto Nothing

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

LifeAttitudeMoney+1

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Money Matters

Money isn't everything but everything needs money

MoneyLifePhilosophy

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Relax, It Won't Matter Later

Take it easy. Someday you'll be dead, none of this will matter.

PhilosophyLifePerspective+1

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Chocolate Box Life

Life is like a box of chocolates, it ends sooner for fat people.

LifeChocolateDark Humor+2

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Facing Struggles

It's not the struggle that shapes you, but how you face it!

MotivationStruggleLife

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Mirror Motivation

If you're searching for that one person who will change your life, just look in the mirror.

MotivationSelf-ReflectionMirror+1

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Greener Grass

The grass is always greener on the other side because it's fertilized with bullshit!

WordplaySarcasmLife

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Aging Gracefully

Aging gracefully means you're slowly starting to look worse.

AgeWordplayMirror+2

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Two Lives Epiphany

You have two lives. The second starts when you realize you have only one.

LifePerspectivePhilosophy+1

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New Mistakes Philosophy

It's useless to undo a mistake. Focus on making new ones.

MistakesLifeSchool+2

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Taxing Truth

Taxes are basically like paying an annual subscription fee to live in your country while childhood is the free trial.

TaxesWordplayLife+1

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Never Give Up

It's not over until it's over!

MotivationExpressionLife+1

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Truth Hurts

I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.

TruthWordplayAbsurd+2

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Constant Change

I'm changing every day. That's the only thing that's constant! Consistency has never been so unpredictable.

ChangeWordplayLife+1

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Procrastination Price

The cost of procrastination is the life you could've lived.

ProcrastinationWordplayLife+2

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Nap Wisdom

The more naps I take, the better I understand the world

WordplaySleepLife+1

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Know-It-All Strategy

If you're aiming for FAILURE, just pretend you know EVERYTHING!!!

FailureWordplayLife+1

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Impossible Wordplay

Nothing is impossible. The word itself says 'I'm possible.'

WordplayMotivationLife+1

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