Life Jokes

44 life dad jokes. You asked for it.

Plot Holes Everywhere

The Difference Between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

Reality Writing Books+1

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Trophy Shelf Is A Myth

There are no winners in life. Nope… Only survivors.

Life Philosophy

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Ask My Knees

Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it.

Memory Aging Life+1

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Tuition Hall of Fame

To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.

Wisdom Youth Age+2

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Math Major Energy

Ever since I took geometry at school, my life has turned around 360 degrees.

School Math Life

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Variety Pack Misery

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

Life Philosophy

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Reframe Department

Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn…

Success Failure Learning+2

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Pace Yourself Champ

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask where they're going and catch up with them later.

Dreams Ambition Goals+2

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Veteran Move

What makes you think this is my first time?

Experience Confidence Attitude+1

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Forrest Would Be Furious

Life is like a box of chocolates, it ends sooner for fat people.

Life Mortality Food+1

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Inspirational Reflection Reveal

If you're searching for that one person who will change your life, just look in the mirror.

Mirror Self Motivation+1

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Cliff Notes From Dad

You have two lives. The second starts when you realize you have only one.

Life Wisdom Grandfather+1

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Forward Gear Only

It's useless to undo a mistake. Focus on making new ones.

Mistakes Regret Life+1

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Motivational Garage Sale

Nothing is impossible. The word itself says 'I'm possible.'

Motivation Wordplay Life

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Two Acts Begin Late

Everyone has two lives, and the second starts when you realize you have just one...

Life Philosophy Wisdom+1

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Undo Button Not Included

The toughest thing about being human? Realizing you have no 'Ctrl+Z' for life's mistakes

Mistakes Regret Computer+1

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Spend It Anyway

Time is the one currency you can't see your balance for. Use it wisely.

Time Balance Life+1

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Knees Don't Vote

Just enjoy life... You'll never be this young again!

Youth Life Aging+2

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Letter Never Mailed

Dear Self, just give me time... I'm going to make you proud!

Self Time Ambition+2

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Same Wreck, New Paint

I wanna be 16 again so I can ruin my life differently.

Youth Regret Aging+2

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