Surprise Jokes

7 surprise dad jokes. You asked for it.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick!

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I liked beer so much that my family didn't know I drank until they saw me sober!

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You owe me a drink. You're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.

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Her: "I'm pregnant!" Him: "You're kidding me."

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised…

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Wow, it's hot in here! AHH! A talking sausage!

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Wow, it’s really hot in here! Whoa! A talking muffin?

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