SURPRISE JOKES

3 surprise dad jokes. You asked for it.

The Sobering Truth

I liked beer so much that my family didn't know I drank until they saw me sober!

DrinksFamilySecrets+2

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A Shocking Sight

You owe me a drink. You're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.

InsultAppearanceSurprise+1

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Muffin Madness

Wow, it’s really hot in here! Whoa! A talking muffin?

CommunicationWordplayFood+1

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