Optical Math
Why do a lot of math nerds wear glasses. It helps for division.
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Appearance Jokes
13 appearance dad jokes. You asked for it.
Wrinkles in Time
Time may be a great healer but itβs also a lousy beautician.
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No Win Situations
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
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Grandma's Dollar
If I had a dollar for every woman who called me handsome... I'd have 1 dollar. Thanks, Grandma!
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Heavy Realization
You know you're fat when you step on the scale it says 'One at a time please'
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Why Gorillas Have Big Nostrils
Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers!
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Thinking Clearly?
The sight of a woman's cleavage reduces a man's ability to think clearly by 50%... per boob!
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A Shocking Sight
You owe me a drink. You're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
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Surprising Eyebrow Observations
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprisedβ¦
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The Ultimate Uselessness
You're about as useless as an asshole with tastebuds.
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Math Vision
PRO TIP: Always wear glasses when doing math. They really help with Division!
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