THREE WAS NEVER COMING

Uno... Dos... POUF! The Mexican magician disappeared without a trace!

Dad's Take

Master the disappearing act before they invite you to the meeting where layoffs get discussed. Quiet exits beat loud apologies every time. Be elsewhere when the music stops, kid.

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