SAME GUY SLOWER CLOCK

They used to time me with a stopwatch. Now, they use a calendar.

Dad's Take

Used to be I could pick her up from the airport in twenty minutes flat. Now I plan for traffic, a coffee stop, and a small confession about the dent in the bumper.

Aging Slow Time Old Calendar

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