We don't approve political jokes. We've seen too many get elected.
Vote, but don't make it your personality β the people you elect will not return the favor. Save the loud opinions for the dinner table where somebody can push back.
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What do you call a snake that works for the government? Civil Serpent!
What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F.
Direct democracy is when everyone votes on everything except whether they want to keep voting on everything.
Why is it called politics? Because poly means many and ticks are blood-sucking parasites!
Fines are a tax you pay for doing something wrong; taxes are a fine you pay for doing something right.
