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Architectural Rendezvous

ARCHITECTURAL RENDEZVOUS

What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner.

Dad's Take

Two stubborn people sooner or later meet in the middle, or they don't meet at all. I held a grudge against a coworker for eleven years and then we shared a beer at his retirement and forgot why. Most fights you win by outlasting them.

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