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Salty Sneeze

Salty Sneeze

Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze.

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Sophishticated

Sophishticated

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

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Moo-vie Night

Moo-vie Night

Where do cows go on Friday nights? To the moo-vies.

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Spotted Leopard

Spotted Leopard

Why can't a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted.

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Fish Tank Steering

Fish Tank Steering

Two golden fishes are in a tank. "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

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Dental Bear

Dental Bear

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

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