AQUATIC VOWEL SHORTAGE

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A FSH!

Dad's Take

Lose your focus and the rest of the operation starts spelling things wrong too. I watched a foreman blink past a safety sticker once and we shut the line for a week. Pay attention or pay the bill — those are the choices.

Fish Spelling Ocean Success

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