SALT OF THE SEA

What type of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms? 2Na

Dad's Take

Two of anything good is one too many on a work night, and your liver keeps better records than the IRS. I bought a salt shaker that lasted nineteen years; everything else I overdid, I replaced. Moderation is just respect for the long game.

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