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Musical Chickens

Musical Chickens

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chicken? All they said was 'Bach, Bach, Bach, โ€ฆ'

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Bump Overcoming

Bump Overcoming

I have a fear of speed bumpsโ€ฆ But, I'm slowly getting over it.

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Heavy Metal

Heavy Metal

What music do you like? I'm a huge metal fan!

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Aquatic Commute

Aquatic Commute

A fish may love water, but it still needs a bicycle to ride to work.

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Musical Payment Plan

Musical Payment Plan

How would a drummer be paid if he started selling pillows? Per cushion.

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Divine Parenting

Divine Parenting

My teenage son treats me like a god. He acts like I don't exist until he wants something.

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