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Parachute Wisdom

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If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

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Financial Planning: A Short-Term View

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I have all the money I'll ever need if I die by 4:00 p.m. today

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Dreamy Talent

Dreamy Talent

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.

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