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Risk Management Lecture

RISK MANAGEMENT LECTURE

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need one only if you go skydiving twice.

Dad's Take

Read the safety card on the plane like you mean it. Confidence without preparation is just the noise overconfidence makes on the way down.

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