Skip to main content
Dad Jokes mascot
Dad Jokes

Certified groan material

โ† PREVIOUSNEXT โ†’
MORE JOKES LIKE THIS
Martial Pork

Martial Pork

What should you call a pig who knows karate? A pork chop!

AnimalsWordplayFarm+1
๐Ÿ™„0๐Ÿ˜‚0
Dairy Delinquency

Dairy Delinquency

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

AnimalsCheeseFarm+2
๐Ÿ™„0๐Ÿ˜‚0
Snail Race

Snail Race

Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of its shell? He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.

AnimalsSnailsSpeed+1
๐Ÿ™„0๐Ÿ˜‚0
Monkey Diet

Monkey Diet

A new study found that human eat more bananas than Monkeys. It's true, I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

SatireWordplayMisdirection+2
๐Ÿ™„0๐Ÿ˜‚0
Rude Cow

Rude Cow

What do you call a cow with bad manners? Beef Jerky.

AnimalsWordplayFarm+1
๐Ÿ™„0๐Ÿ˜‚0
Dessert Denial

Dessert Denial

Why did the Teddy Bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed.

ToysWordplayFood+2
๐Ÿ™„0๐Ÿ˜‚0
BROWSE THESE CATEGORIES
More Animalsjokes โ†’More Foodjokes โ†’More Wordplayjokes โ†’More Snailsjokes โ†’