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Logic After One Beer

LOGIC AFTER ONE BEER

If I'm a nobody, and nobody is perfect, does that mean I'm perfect?

Dad's Take

Aim for being a reliable somebody to three or four people. Trying to be a somebody to everybody is the fastest way to be a nobody to your own family.

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