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Knowledge Debate

Knowledge Debate

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.

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Heart and Brain

Heart and Brain

Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.

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Doors 101

Doors 101

When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

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The Arrogance of Knowledge

The Arrogance of Knowledge

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

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The Stupidity Principle

The Stupidity Principle

Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.

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Exploring New Evils

Exploring New Evils

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

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