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Socrates In Slippers

SOCRATES IN SLIPPERS

I know I am intelligent because I know that I know nothing.

Dad's Take

Confidence and certainty are different breeds — one will get you through the day and the other will get you in trouble by lunch. Keep the first, audit the second. Anybody who's never wrong has stopped paying attention.

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