BIGGER THINGS GOING ON

I cannot afford to waste my time making money.

Dad's Take

Money is patient and time isn't, and most folks have that backwards their whole working life. The richest hour you'll spend this week is the one nobody paid you for. Cicadas don't punch a clock and they sound just fine.

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