CONSULTING THE SPECIALIST

Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.

Dad's Take

Some of the best conversations I've had this year were one-sided, in the garage, with the dog as witness. Don't underrate your own company. Saves a fortune on Christmas cards.

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