HEART NEEDS A CHAPERONE

Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.

Dad's Take

The heart picks the destination and the brain reads the map, and if you forget either one you end up sleeping in the car. Bring both, plus a sandwich. The sandwich is non-negotiable.

Heart Brain Wisdom Life Advice

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