NUTRITIONALLY SYMMETRICAL

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.

Dad's Take

Moderation is a word invented by people who already had two of everything. Aim for joy in both hands and balance the rest with a long walk. The walk is the part most folks skip.

Diet Food Balance Dessert

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