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See-Food Diet

See-Food Diet

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

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Fitness Fuel-up

Fitness Fuel-up

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

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Cured Bacon

Cured Bacon

Smoking will kill you... Bacon will kill youโ€ฆ Butโ€ฆ Smoking bacon will cure you!

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Rabbit Vision

Rabbit Vision

How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

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Cooling Refrigeration

Cooling Refrigeration

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.

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