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Productivity Tip

PRODUCTIVITY TIP

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go back to sleep.

Dad's Take

The good ideas show up when you stop chasing them β€” usually around the second beer, sometimes during a long drive. Don't out-think the moment. Let it come, write it down later if it survives the morning.

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