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Chasing Dreams: A New Strategy

Chasing Dreams: A New Strategy

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask where they're going and catch up with them later.

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Tomorrow's Chance

Tomorrow's Chance

Life always offers you a second chance. It's called TOMORROW.

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Whooshing Deadlines

Whooshing Deadlines

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make when they fly by...

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Clockwise Concern

Clockwise Concern

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

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Perpetual Redo

Perpetual Redo

Never enough time to do it right, but always enough time to do it over.

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The Alluring Far Future

The Alluring Far Future

The farther away the future is, the better it looks.

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