QUALIFIED ON PAPER

Vote for me! I know nothing... but I think I know everything. That points clearly to a political career.

Dad's Take

If you can sell yourself with confidence you don't have, you've already qualified for half the jobs in this country and all of the good ones. The other half want a resume and a tie.

Politics Ego Ambition

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