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The Warm-Hearted Grill Master

The Warm-Hearted Grill Master

A person has to have a warm heart and a cold beer.

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Cheers to T-Days

Cheers to T-Days

I only drink on days beginning with 'T' - Tuesday, Thursday, Today, and Tomorrow.

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The Crowbar Conundrum

The Crowbar Conundrum

Before the crowbar was invented, crows simply drank at home.

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The Paradox of Perfection

The Paradox of Perfection

If I'm a nobody, and nobody is perfect, does that mean I'm perfect?

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