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The Bossy Bartender

The Bossy Bartender

A bossy man walked into a bar. Then ordered everyone a round.

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Cheers to T-Days

Cheers to T-Days

I only drink on days beginning with 'T' - Tuesday, Thursday, Today, and Tomorrow.

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Clean and Sober

Clean and Sober

"Clean and sober" simply means I've showered and I'm headed to the pub.

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See-Food Diet

See-Food Diet

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

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