AUDIT-PROOF EFFORT

Always give 100% at work: 17% Monday, 28% Tuesday, 8% Wednesday, 24% Thursday, 23% Friday

Dad's Take

Effort is uneven, and that's fine — the trick is making the good days loud and the bad days quiet. Take the bow on Thursday; nobody needs to know about Wednesday.

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