UNIVERSE SIZED EGO
God created all of this just to have a special relationship with me... sure…
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Selective Hearing
My wife complains I don't listen… or something like that.
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Improvement Motivation
My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person so I can get a better girlfriend.
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Cloudy People
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.
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Debate Clarification
I'm not arguing, I'm just telling you why you are wrong.
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Eternal Tease
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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