COSMIC CUSTOMER SERVICE

God created all of this just to have a special relationship with me... sure…

Dad's Take

The universe isn't personally invested in your Tuesday, and that's actually a relief if you sit with it. Smaller stage, fewer reviews, more freedom to mess up.

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