COUCH INVENTOR THEORY

Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things.

Dad's Take

Half of what we call innovation is just someone who couldn't be bothered to do it the old way. Don't be ashamed of the shortcut if it actually gets the lawn mowed.

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