PASTURE PERFORMANCE ISSUES

Every time I tell a funny cow joke, I butcher it.

Dad's Take

You're going to fumble the delivery on the things you care about most — that's how you know you cared. Tell the story anyway, badly, and let people love the trying.

Cow Cows Jokes Pun

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