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PR For Lunch

PR FOR LUNCH

People are a lot less judgy when you say you ate an avocado salad instead of a bowl of guacamole.

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The same plate gets a different reaction depending on how you name it, which says more about us than the plate. Don't dress up the truth, but don't undersell it either.

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