DINER LOGIC HOURS

"Black coffee. No cream, please.", "Sir, we ran out of cream. Can I make it with no milk instead?"

Dad's Take

Half the misunderstandings in life come from people using different words for the same nothing. Slow down and ask what they actually mean.

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