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Optimist At Altitude

OPTIMIST AT ALTITUDE

If your parachute won't open. It's okay. You have the rest of your life to fix it.

Dad's Take

If the plan's already falling, panicking is a luxury you can't afford. Pull the backup, then send the apology email.

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