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Career Counseling Hour

CAREER COUNSELING HOUR

See that shadow on the wall? It's brighter than your future.

Dad's Take

The forecast isn't destiny β€” it's just data nobody updates often enough. Rewrite the resume before you rewrite the obituary.

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