DAD SAID SO

It's gonna be ok.

Dad's Take

Some sentences are not predictions, they're permission slips. Say it to her when she's quiet at the sink and don't expect anything back — the sentence does the work on its own.

Optimism Dad

SHARE THIS GROAN:

𝕏 SHARE FACEBOOK WHATSAPP

← PREVIOUS NEXT →

MORE JOKES LIKE THIS

Track Two Is Worse

How does a father listen to MUSIC. With Pop Tunes and a dad-mirable sense of humor.

Music Dad Jokes+1

🙄0😂0

Bright Side Only

Alzheimer's can't be that bad, you get to meet new people every day.

Optimism Memory Aging

🙄0😂0

Distance Makes The Plan

The farther away the future is, the better it looks.

Future Planning Optimism+2

🙄0😂0

Recliner Philosophy Hour

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

Worry Anxiety Optimism+2

🙄0😂0

Keyboard Warrior, Dad Edition

Why did the Dad become a programmer? Because he wanted to C more!

Coding Dad Language+1

🙄0😂0

Two Fisted Wisdom

What's a man's balanced diet? A beer in each hand!

Beer Diet Drinking+2

🙄0😂0

BROWSE THESE CATEGORIES

More Optimismjokes →More Dadjokes →