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Indoor Voice, Failing

INDOOR VOICE, FAILING

Nobody works harder than a drunk person trying to carefully whisper a secret.

Dad's Take

Effort applied in the wrong direction is still effort wasted. Pull the truck out of the ditch before you wax the hood.

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