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Heavy Metal

Heavy Metal

What music do you like? I'm a huge metal fan!

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Musical Payment Plan

Musical Payment Plan

How would a drummer be paid if he started selling pillows? Per cushion.

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Old Man Golf

Old Man Golf

When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man.

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Tired Retirement

Tired Retirement

I'm retired in the sense that I was tired yesterday and I am tired again today.

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Band Posters

Band Posters

I used to be in a band. We were called Lost Dog. You probably saw our posters.

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