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Thermostat Of Bass

THERMOSTAT OF BASS

If you think the music is too loud, you're too old!!

Dad's Take

Volume is just the price the young pay for hearing they don't appreciate yet. Let them have it. We had Zeppelin at 11 and nobody gave us a lecture.

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