PUNCTUAL IN MY OWN TIMEZONE

Just tell me when and where, and I'll be there 20 minutes late.

Dad's Take

Show up. Twenty minutes late beats the guy who promised on time and didn't come at all. Reliability is a slower bar than people think.

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