Back issueSaturday, April 4, 2026Wildcard

RSVP Policy

RSVP Policy. Just tell me when and where, and I’ll be there 20 minutes late.
He will be there. Eventually.

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Just tell me when and where, and I’ll be there 20 minutes late.

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