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Tuition of Sitting Up Straight

TUITION OF SITTING UP STRAIGHT

Knowledge is not free. You have to pay attention.

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Nothing comes free, especially the things that look like they did. Pay with your time now or your regret later. Pick the cheaper currency.

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