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Undo Button Not Included

UNDO BUTTON NOT INCLUDED

The toughest thing about being human? Realizing you have no 'Ctrl+Z' for life's mistakes

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There's no undo button on what you said in the kitchen at 9 p.m. The fix is slower β€” flowers Wednesday, dishes Thursday, quiet Friday. Type carefully in real life.

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