KICKSTAND WAS OPTIONAL

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired

Dad's Take

You can't stand on one leg of the plan forever. Spread the load — savings, skills, sleep — or the whole rig tips over on a Tuesday. Two wheels of stability, not one of bravado.

Bicycle Exhausted

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