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Track Meet Misunderstanding

TRACK MEET MISUNDERSTANDING

Are you a pole vaulter? No, I'm German. But how did you know my name was Walter?

Dad's Take

Wait for the pause, then deliver. Half of comedy is timing, and the other half is pretending you knew where it was going.

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