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Battery At Eleven Percent

BATTERY AT ELEVEN PERCENT

I’m totally an introvert... until I’m not! It’s not that I’m scared of people! I’m just selectively extroverted!

Dad's Take

Know which crowd costs you energy and which one refills it. The career-changing rooms are usually the smaller ones nobody posts about. Save your batteries for the right meeting.

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